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Elijah C. Perlman
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[Fri Feb 2010 @ 10:32pm] |
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If any of you saw me limping around today...well, I rolled my ankle coming off the subway this morning. And see, this is why I don't often ride the subway. It's a deathtrap, I tell you. But yeah. There might have been some pushing or something, and I just sort of stepped the wrong way. I did not fall down, thank you very much, but my ankle's been killing me for most of the day. Except when I'm sitting down, which believe me, I did plenty of that today. I even got some poor intern to bring me my lunch while I sat on my ass. Which was actually pretty nice. Made me feel powerful. That feeling was dashed, of course, when I went to walk across the room and limped like a sissy. I just need to chill out, take some pills and I'll be fine. Thanks for your concern.
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[Sun Feb 2010 @ 2:23pm] |
So I got drug to see that 'Valentines Day' movie last night. Let me tell you, that is a major first date indicator. As in, if your date liked the movie, you'll just never work out. I can accept some bad movie tastes, but wow. To think, I could have seen 'The Wolfman' instead. The sacrifices I make. Wow.
Anyway. It's Sunday, and Valentine's Day. Which means there's nothing on the TV but sappy movies. Every channel I flip to there's either someone crying, making out, or running towards someone else in slow motion. I need a 30 Rock marathon or something. At least when they had people running towards each other in slow-mo, it was funny.
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[Tue Jan 2010 @ 8:07pm] |
Have any of you been paying attention to this Jay Leno vs. Conan O'Brien business? If you haven't heard of it, then you're living under a rock and need to come out and play with the rest of the world. It's actually gotten to be kind of funny. There was a Conan O'Brien support rally in LA a couple of days ago. Conan actually showed up, too, which I thought was great. You know, besides the weather, which was gross. Kind of like ours here. Not the same kind of weather, but still gross. One of these days, I'm going to run away to the beach for a nice vacation.
And oh, yay, Valentine's Day. I actually kind of like the holiday. It's all about the desperate single women candy. It's cheap, tastes great, and can be purchased in bulk in pretty wrapping paper. It's a win to me.
I'm off to watch Conan O'Brien clips on YouTube now.
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[Fri Jan 2010 @ 3:25pm] |
Whoooo did I have a headache this morning. That's what I get for forgetting that I'm getting older. And thinking I can keep up with some of my crazy friends, who are borderline alcoholics, thank you very much. Well, lesson learned. It was one hell of a night though.
There was this little video on the web this afternoon morning about all the mess left over from the revelers in Times Square. That was a lot of shit left in the road. I mean, it was all soggy so I couldn't tell what it was. Mostly tons of paper it looked like. They had tons of dudes out there sweeping that shit up. Not a job I'd like to have, trust me. I have a college education. I hate cleaning up after my own mess, much less that of thousands of strangers. You wouldn't know what you'd find in all that mess.
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[Tue Dec 2009 @ 10:36pm] |
So I just realized that the particular layout I have on this journal doesn't let me go back in pages. That's kind of annoying, especially if I'm trying to find something I saw a couple of days ago. Or if I'm bored and looking to see if I missed anything interesting. I have only a minimal understanding of how these things work, so I'll probably end up messing the whole thing up if I go digging in that coding stuff. Oh well. My journal is forcing me to live in the 'here and now'.
So. Who is is looking forward to the Christmas party this Friday? I am. It's been a while since I've attended a nice fancy-ish party. Hopefully all my 'formal wear' still fits like it should. Which means I should probably check on that before Friday afternoon rolls along. Oh, another thing to add to my 'to do' list.
Another thing on my 'to do' list? Stop starting paragraphs with the word 'so'.
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[Sat Dec 2009 @ 12:53am] |
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My heater is broken and I can't get in contact with my super. I hate my apartment. Woe is me. I'm going to be spending tonight covered in blankets and wearing a few layers of clothes. Not the most comfortable thing.
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[Tue Nov 2009 @ 7:56pm] |
"Which character from any film, television show, or book would you most like to take on a date and why?"
For purely aesthetic reasons, I've got to say Lara Croft. She's got excellent assets, if you know what I mean.
To be a little less shallow, maybe Irene Adler. Because damn, that's a crafty woman. Wiley and able to outwit even Sherlock Holmes. That would be an interesting date, to say the least. So long as there are no attempts on my life, I think I could have an awesome time with a witty and wiley woman. Of course, she'd be gone before I knew it, only to pop up again at a random point in my life. Yay, surprises.
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[Sun Nov 2009 @ 10:10am] |
I went and saw that 'Paranormal Activity' the other day with my girlfriend. It was kind of freaky, but not as bad as I'd heard it was. Maybe it was all the hype? I talked to someone who'd seen it, and then claimed they'd had to sleep with the lights on for a week. Which is definitely stretching it. But it was a pretty decent horror movie. The last two minutes kind of sucked though, but I'm not going to say any more than that. You know, in case some people here haven't seen that.
But yeah. I'm going back to listening to my Eddie Izzard CD.
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[Sun Oct 2009 @ 11:14pm] |
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I've been living, pretty much, on Hot Pockets for the past couple of weeks. Why, you ask? Well, because they're relatively cheap and come in a variety of fun flavors. For instance, I have a box of BBQ chicken Hot Pockets in my freezer now. Are they great? Hell no. Do they make me feel like I'm having something interesting? Yes they do. But now that I've got a job, I think I should expand my horizons a little bit. Not that I cook, but I might be able to hit up a few local restaurants now. Take-out preferred, unless someone wants to deal with me for lunch one day. So any suggestions?
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[Thu Sep 2009 @ 6:54pm] |
Let me tell you, being unemployed is no fun. I can sort of pity some of the people you see on the news now, complaining about losing their jobs. I mean, you've got bills to pay (and those never go away) and all this extra time on your hands that you can't fill productively. Trust me, there are so many times you can watch the Shamwow infomercial or Disney movies before you start losing your mind. I could actually probably quote the whole Shamwow infomercial to you. I'm not proud of that fact, by the way.
But here I am! No longer walking amongst the unemployed and working with you lovely people. I'm Eli Perlman, and I'm here to save the world, one crass and over-publicized comment at a time.
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